Poem(jokes)

Can study continue STUDY
Can't study, work FACTORY
Cannot rely on CHARITY

Earn a little SALARY
Just enough 4 daily ROTI
Go work no WIRA but LRT.

Colleagues formerly FRIENDLY
Daily treated to KOPI
Now gradually get CRAZY
Behind me say I LAZY.

Boss has no SYMPATHY
Work always must HURRY
Say I not enough BUSY
Often ask me do O.T.
Midnight go back by TAXI
TAXI surcharge KILLING ME
Now i pokai and NO MORE MONEY

Borrow from chettia kena EXTRA FEE
Coz money is never FREE

Boy/girl-friend go STEADY
Serious, and then MARRY
Ceremony and PARTY
joker-friends give PANTY
No money sure no HONEY
10 months later be DADDY
Wife at GH birth a BABY

Monthly pay back RHB
Earn not enough FEEL GUILTY
Jump down suicide and MATI
No money 4 funeral how to BURY
Because MALAYSIA BOLEH. SEMUA JADI

Dictionary of LOVE!!!

DATING: The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.

EASY: A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man.

EYE CONTACT: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.

FRIEND: A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.

INDIFFERENCE: A woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get."

IRRITATING HABIT: What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.

NYMPHOMANIAC: A man's term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does.

SOBER: A condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.

ATTRACTION: The act of associating horniness with a particular person.

LOVE AT 1st SIGHT: What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.

LAW OF RELATIVITY: How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.

My Piano Exam Results

Haha...I got Merit for my piano exam ....never expected to get Merit. I expect that I only get pass like 100 like that only...cause I just learn piano formally for 1 year...haha....can't stop laughing....haha.....

well as you know....the examiner's handwritting very very 'neat' as you can see=.=...

and i don't know what is he commenting about for some points...

haha Merit.....

ok hope my friends also happy with their results.....

and if we failed that doesn't mean that we fail completely...we must stand up and take on the challenge! Must Have the SPIRIT of FIRE burning!!!!!

Welcome to my room! =.=

Just now I am studying my history and get bored(usually like that because history sucks alot), and and take my camera and random photo my room.

ok this is me and my bed(my hair looks like grass=.=)

Now for the bed.....TATA.....beside my bed is books and don't think i read those books example komsas....anak laut....that sort of things...

my spider friend, say hi to him....haha....well is quite good to have spiders in your room because no mosquitoes will bite you when you are sleeping haha...

Beside my bed got a radio..every night before i sleep i will switch on the radio and put some nice classical music then go to bed...

The white package thing below my alarm clock is a package of medicine...

and behind below this have a money collector=.=..that is...

that is where I put money...=.= but no money for now haha...cause I recently give 500 ringgits to my mom....

Next my table haha....

Quite a number of things haha..."chai shen ye" also got...pills, concentrated salt solution, papers

books, pens(useless already), photos, clock, 50sens, certificates, bottles, 12% methanol, stethoscope, ANGPAU!!!!(but no money inside =.=) and etc....

My mom perli me , she say:" even a prof do not study until like your table....even your table surface also can not be seen obscure by papers! you better tidy up your table." but i don't care so much after all it's my style haha....

the racks beside my table is....some sort of experimental corner...where all the experimented things are kept...

2 wooden katanas the at corner of my room

the bottle that contains liquid and below it got a brown precipitate....the precipitate actually is probotic bacteria and some yeast....well mostly it is the bacteria and the liquid is glucose solution...and i think now the glucose is fermented into ethanol already because it is quite a long time i kept it...

Oh forget to mention about something...that is when you came in my room...you will see this...(see below)

racks containing LOTS of PAPERS again....floor with BOOKS again...and a small box....

the box...this box does not contain biscuit....let me open it for you to take a closer look inside of it

after lifting up the approximately 1.4kg of things above the box...now.....inside the box...
these all are experiment bottles/cans...there is a pair of gloves inside the box...for handling the cans...and I will take one of the cans for you all and see....
these actually is not my experiment....because i don't experiment on butterflies....this butterfly flew in my room a few months ago and it don't want to go out(don't ask me why) and 2 days later it died...and this butterfly is quite a beautiful one so i kept it as a specimen....

for friends who knew me...must be asking:"hey where's your violin?" And here is it...haha...

the violin case have been used to hang my calander haha....

The white board.....lets take a look at it....

physics books and matriculation form need to be pass up...cut my hair today....and buy pencil for exam purpose..

this thing....ar....i think wait i find my true love then i will give it to her....quite a nice necklace...

Now i shall close my curtains and go to bed ....bye.....
(i like blue colour, so my rooms is painted with sky blue paint haha....)

SPM Trial Exam

Just 1 more week and it is SPM Trial Exam.

I hope I will score well....

Now Currently Prepared for it.

Hope that the marks are almost the same as my mid-year

where I get 9A's except Chinese.

And EST = Easy Score Test.... I don't know how to cope with it nvm...just 1 subjects only...=.=

Gambatte for myself!!!=.=

Score straight A's(Biology's mark are the highest among my friends) <-- Thats my AIM

And of course because of her Lagi kena study=.=

now hearing music...don't kacau after that I will go and study.....in my dreams=.=

Heart Attack

Myocardial infarction (MI or AMI for acute myocardial infarction), commonly known as a heart attack, occurs when the blood supply to part of the heart is interrupted causing some heart cells to die. This is due to the blockage in the coronary artery following the rupture of a vulnerable atherosclerotic plaque, which is an unstable collection of lipids like cholesterol and white blood cells especially macrophages in the wall of anartery. Then resulting in ischemia, that is a shortage of oxygen and blood supply. If it is let untreated within a period of time then hopefully I will see you in the sky. Approximately one quarter of all myocardial infarctions are silent, without chest pain or other symptoms. So it is call as the silence killer and it is also the top killer leading cause of death for both men and women all over the world.

Here's are the symptoms:

1. sudden chest pain (typically radiating to the left arm or left side of the neck)

2. Shortness of breath

3. Nausea

4. Vomiting

5. Palpitations, for those who don't know it, it is an abnormal beating of theheart.

6. Prespiration(sweating)

7. Anxiety (often described as a sense of impending doom).

Note: Women may experience FEWER typical symptoms than men, most commonly shortness of breath, weakness, a feeling of indigestion, and fatigue.

Risk factors for atherosclerosis are generally risk factors for myocardial infarction:

1. Old age, Can't say anything, God Bless The Olds

2. Tobacco smoking, Smoke smoke smoke then you see huge smokes(heaven's cloud)

3. Hypercholesterolemia (more accurately hyperlioproteinemia, especially high low density lipoprotein and low density lipoprotein)

Note: Does not mean that you are skinny you have do not have high cholesterol level. My teacher looks same skinny and tall, but he checked his cholesterol levels and it appeared to be higher than normal.

4. Hyperhomocysteine (high homocysteine, a toxic blood amino acid that is elevated when intakes of vitamins B2, B6, B12 and folic acid are insufficient)

Note : Folic acid is an important nutrient for women who is pregnant. Which helps protect against a number of congenital malformations including neural tube defects (birth defects). Neural tube defects (NTDs) result in malformations of the spine (spina bifida), skull, and brain (anencephaly).

5. Diabetes (with or without insulin resistance and don't think you are skinny you have no diabetes.)

6. High blood pressure

7. Obesity (over weight or too fat =.=)

8. Stress (occupations with high stress index are known to have susceptibility for atherosclerosis)

[ Don't say doing homework make you strees, If like that next time you do not need to work, cause working is MORE stress]

Males are more at risk than females.

How to prevent?

It is just easy.

1. Having a good balance diet (refer to the pyramid table of food)

2. Low intake of cholesterol ( don't eat KFC too offen )

3. Low intake of salts (don't eat junk food too offen too)

4. Eat Vegetables (plant by yourself is the best as it contain less pesticide)

5. Exersice daily

6. Talk with others to relieve stress

7. Mastrubate [for educational purpose] (reseach show that mastrubate can reuce the risk of getting heart attacks)

Ok thats all for tonight. There is many things that can make you go "up stairs" and you can not avoid it, so if you like to live longer just prevent from being killed by heart attacks. Here's a shot video clips for you.

E.M.F

Electromotive force (emf, ) is a term used to characterize electrical devices, such as voltaic cell.

E.M.F of a cell is the chemical energy converted to electrical energy whenever a unit change flows across a terminal of a cell.

Electromotive force = Work Done/charge
E=W/Q

It is measured in joules per coulomb ( J C^-1) or volt (V)

ok the Theory
when a voltmeter is connected across the terminal of a cell, it is said to measure the terminal potential difference of the cell.

When a circuit's switch is opened the cell is still NOT supplying any current, the reading of the high resistance voltmeter will be maximum which is approximately equal to the e.m.f ,E of the cell.

The formula E=I(R +r) <-- Ohm's Law for the complete circuit
where
E = EMF of a cell
I = current
R = resistance
r = internal resistance of the cell

Now the problem/question has rise
Quote: 'When a circuit's switch is opened the cell is still NOT supplying any current, the reading of the high resistance voltmeter will be maximum which is approximately equal to the e.m.f ,E of the cell.'

Do you see it? when the circuit's switch is opened the cell is still NOT supplying any current. When the cell is not supplying any current, I = 0.

When I = 0
E= I(R + r)
E= 0(R+r)
E=0

for Ohm's Law
V= IR
when I=o
V= 0(R)
V=o

Means that EMF actually have current flow and not only voltage. But why the teacher can't explain it?